Floor full of toys,
food stains on the couch,
I leave writings on the wall in every room of the house.
I like to climb up on the tables,
knock my food all on the ground.
I know you cleaning up the kitchen,
but these plates are going down.
Got my hands in the toilet,
you shouldn’t have left it open.
Now you yelling and I’m laughing,
we on two different emotions.
I don’t want nothing to eat,
I know I said I’m hungry.
I’m just looking for a way for you to waste more of your money.
I take my naps late in the day,
you know I’m sleeping late.
It’s early in the morning,
so wake up with me and play.
What’s that word I hear?
It sounds like you said no.
Now I’m screaming very loud,
and I’m crying all alone.
Run and fall out on the floor,
I make sure you see my antics.
Make you guilty with remorse
from my award winning theatrics.
I can get all that I want.
What else am I do?
I only go to these extremes
just to show that I love you 👶🏽.